butdoge

butdoge

he / him · femboy · learning c

learning c and c++. going extremely badly. i'm having the time of my life.

  • femboy
  • learning c
  • 18+

about me

learning c and c++, and i want to be upfront about my level: bad. not modest-bad. actually bad. i have segfaulted things that i genuinely believed could not segfault.

my current relationship with pointers is best described as unresolved. malloc and i are not on speaking terms. every so often something compiles on the first try and i sit very still, afraid to touch anything.

but i’m enjoying it more than almost anything else i do, and i’d rather be cheerfully terrible at something hard than comfortable and bored. if you’re also early and also flailing, come flail next to me — it’s much better with company.

i will not be helping you debug anything. we can be confused together though.

rates

  • Suffer With Me we both stare at my segfault · 1 hour $10
  • Voice Call 30–60 min · i will explain pointers to you incorrectly $16
  • Study With Me silent cam · you work, i fight the compiler $12
  • Late Night Call when the bug has won and i need company $18